• Flash Fiction

    Never Send the Virtual Assistant to Answer the Tip Line

    Hello? … One. Representative. No, that\’s not — okay, I\’ll hold. Yes. I was transferred — what? No, no, none of the options — okay, I\’ll hold. Hi. What? You can? Okay, I\’ll try to explain. I can tell you — what? Well, who do I — okay, I\’ll hold. Yes, hello? Is this the — I did that, yes. One. I pressed it three transfers ago. What? No. The first one was — huh? The ad said to call if — but it shouldn\’t matter. Can you take the information? Online? Why does it say to call if I…